This article isn’t meant to explain how to fence your property to keep gators out, or tell you not to swim in places where there may be alligators. Nor will we go into great detail about how you should be aware of places where alligators are regularly spotted, or advise that you should never walk or jog near the edge of waters that are alligator habitats.
This article is about what to do if you’re being attacked by an alligator. And it’s for those who live in the Southernmost states and you know that gator attacks are rare, but are frequently on the water and want to know what to do if a gator suddenly attacks.
What locals need to know about gators
The first thing a person needs to know about gators, just in case they didn’t already know, is that alligators are ambush predators.
Now that doesn’t mean that alligators are patrolling the shoreline, waiting for you or your unsuspecting dog to show up. See, alligators don’t sit around and dream of eating your Pomeranian the way that some humans sit around and dream of eating alligators.
Alligators have much higher culinary standards. They prefer to eat bugs, frogs, beavers, raccoons, deer, wild hogs, rats, nutria, rabbits, fish, turtles, snakes, birds, wild fruits, or the occasional brown bear. But as alligator habitat is lost to “progress,” problems arise.
Wild alligators are instinctual creatures, and they’re a bit snappy when they’re hungry, (Just like you are when the pizza deliveryman is standing at the door and your mouth has already started watering.) So if you happen to be near a hangry alligator, or perhaps an alligator that is in defensive mode because it’s mating season or time to protect newly hatched babies, beware!
If an alligator suddenly attacks you run away from the water as fast as you can.
And know that a gator attack can come out of seemingly nowhere and happen fast. You can be standing in knee-deep water on the shore of a lake, a river, or a bayou, throwing a stick into the water so your dog can play fetch. You might not have ever seen an alligator in the area.
Suddenly, just as your dog is swimming out into deeper water while chasing after the stick, you hear a massive splash in the distance. You glance over and see a 10-12′ long alligator swimming straight for your Golden Retriever.
What do you do? Your dog is still swimming toward the stick, oblivious. Next thing you know, without even thinking it through, you find yourself standing in the water between the gator and your dog. You’re yelling “No!” as if alligators know English. (They don’t.)
Suddenly the gator changes directions and is now coming at you.
So what do you do?
Humans have one strong advantage over gators. Most of us can run faster than a gator, even those of us who are not in our best possible physical shape. If you can get away from an approaching alligator by running, run like the wind! Run fast, and run in a straight line. Do not zig-zag. (That’s just an old wives’ tale that does not work.) So run, run, run, but don’t run in a zig-zag. And when you want to look back, remember that alligators have more than 80 teeth and they bite down with a force of 3000 pounds per square inch!