Boy howdy, and I thought Tim Walz looked ridiculous trying to load a shotgun. I thought he looked ridiculous playing video games with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the bartender from the Bronx. In fact, I think he looks pretty ridiculous all the time, but wow, he never fails to disappoint; now, in an even more ridiculous display, we learn that last spring, he announced that, under his governorship, Minnesota would be giving away millions of dollars worth of “booty-bumping” kits. If you’re like me, you probably didn’t know what “booty-bumping” was – I honestly thought it was some new dance move – but, well, read on:
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Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz, who has described his Republican opponents as “weird,” gave taxpayer funds as Minnesota governor to a nonprofit that provides “booty bumping” kits for drug users to ingest drugs through “the butthole.”
On May 14, Walz announced $100 million in funding for 135 nonprofit organizations to provide “vital” services to homeless people. “The money is supporting a number of services including street outreach, shelter, and harm reduction for drug users,” the Walz administration said.
Sometimes, a picture is worth ten thousand words. I mean, I can’t even… I make my living writing, using words to convey meaning, but I’m forced to admit that I don’t know quite what to say about all this. But (hah) it gets worse.
At Southside Harm Reduction Services, a Minneapolis-based nonprofit featured in Walz’s announcement, the “harm reduction” services include the provision of kits that contain syringes, sterile water, drug cookers, and lube that allow users to ingest drugs “through the rectum (anus, butthole).”
The organization has touted the paraphernalia—called “booty bumping” or “boofing” kits—in social media posts and on its website, as both a safer method to ingest some drugs and an efficient way to get high. Junkies may booty bump because drugs “reach the bloodstream quickly,” allowing users to “reach a high faster than some other routes of administration,” Southside Harm Reduction says.
“Try to poop before. This is so your drugs are absorbed better,” Southside Harm Reduction Services advises in a pamphlet contained in the kits. “Stand, squat, or lay on your side in a comfortable position. It never hurts to have a boofing buddy!”
Your tax dollars at work.
To call this a waste of taxpayer dollars is to do an egregious disservice to every previous waste of taxpayer dollars. Were you concerned about the “unhoused” in our major cities shooting up drugs and dropping trou to poop openly on the streets? Now, in Minnesota, thanks to Governor Tim Walz, they can do both at once!
Granted, this was done before Tim Walz was a candidate for vice president. But be advised, if he thought this was a good idea then, only a few months ago, he probably still thinks it’s a good idea. This is the kind of rear-end logic you can expect from any Harris/Walz administration.
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I mean, for the luvva Pete, is it too much to ask to not have taxpayers picking up the tab for people to put drugs up their…. uh, exhaust port? Is it too much to ask to have government, at any level, restricted to doing things that are, well, sane?
But then, it’s Tim Walz we’re talking about here. I guess his shotgun isn’t the only breech-loader he’s concerned about.
Oh, and then:
Walz’s office and the Harris-Walz campaign did not respond to requests for comment. Southside Harm Reduction Services did not respond to a request for comment.
You don’t say.
