Vice President (for the moment) Kamala Harris has quite the resume – two failed presidential campaigns where she was unable to earn a single primary vote, a disastrous term as VP, and a starring role in one of the greatest political coverups in U.S history (the mental decline of President Joe Biden, of course).
What do you think she should get for such a terrible record? A participation trophy? A sympathy card, perhaps? Well, that’s not how politics works—instead, she’s reportedly in line for a book deal that will ensure she can fly on fuel-guzzling private planes and maybe even get a house on Martha’s Vineyard near Barack Obama’s.
It pays to fail in Washington, D.C.:
Kamala Harris, who bizarrely blew through a record $1.5 billion on her failed presidential campaign, may soon earn some big-bucks payback.
Top publishers, DailyMail.com has learned exclusively, are willing to pay the soon-to-be former vice president and twice-failed Democratic presidential hopeful a whopping advance of as much as $20million for an inside look at President Joe Biden’s, 82, White House and presidential campaign tell-all.
Personally, I would love to read about the rampant corruption inside the Biden-Harris regime, but I wouldn’t shell out a dime for her book. I’ve already given up enough due to their failed policies and already pay more for everything from groceries to insurance to energy.
If I were forced to pony up, I’d buy these two books instead:
Too Funny: Kamala Harris Book of Achievements Consists of… Empty Pages
The achievements of Kamala Harris
You can buy this book here: https://t.co/mEPywrlJUQ pic.twitter.com/eIb9eSgwKr
— Russian Market (@runews) October 6, 2024
Kamala Harris Announces All-New Original Book: ‘The Art Of The Deal’ https://t.co/pFX3Qc3dLS pic.twitter.com/HKhdLzAaLg
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 14, 2024
Should Kamala be able to cash in, she would follow a long line of pols raking it in from the publishing industry after leaving office:
Scoring such a huge sum if Kamala, 60, is not out of the question. Barack and Michelle Obama landed a joint deal from Penguin Random House worth a reported $65 million advance in 2017. Bill Clinton got a $10 million advance in 2001.
A prominent executive at one of New York’s top liberal-leaning publishing houses told DailyMail.com: ‘More than anyone in the Biden White House, Kamala as the number two, and then as Joe Biden‘s campaign successor after he dropped out of the race, knows all the secrets, knows where all the skeletons are buried.
‘She was there from the beginning of the administration and participated in all the presidential decisions, right or wrong. She’s the one who can tell the consummate story.’
If you don’t feel ill already, this might push you over the line: potential deals could be even larger if Netflix or Hollywood studios get involved.
As one pundit put it, nobody actually even cares about reading about Kamala herself—all they want is the inside dirt on the Biden coverup:
Publishers aren’t fighting to tell The Kamala Story; she’s nothing more than patsy in her own autobiography. No, publishers want the truth of the Biden administration: who was really running the country and pulling the strings of critical campaign decisions? How badly was Joe Biden himself incapacitated? Who knew what, when?
The whole thing feels rather sordid, just as did the massive payouts for the Billary books or the huge sums Netflix threw at the Obamas and the ever-whining team of Prince Harry and his wife Meghan.
Now Kamala just has to find a competent ghostwriter, because if her endless word salads on the campaign trail are any indication, she is wholly incapable of writing a readable tome by herself.
