It’s not in Amy Schumer’s nature to hold anything back (we’ve all seen the 2015 movie Trainwreck), and her “Call Her Daddy” podcast appearance was no different.
Podcast host Alex Cooper noted during the episode, released on Wednesday, January 22, that at the beginning of Schumer’s career, she was the “sex comic” in Hollywood.
“Because you were, in the beginning, so open about talking about sex, did you ever feel like guys had specific expectations of you if you were going to hook up with them because of how open you were about bedroom stuff?” Cooper wondered.
“That’s a good question. I don’t think they did,” Schumer, 43, replied. “I think they could tell I was full of s—.”
Keep scrolling for a breakdown of Schumer’s biggest “Call Her Daddy” sex confessions:
Her MLB Hook Up
Schumer said when she was at her “peak” fame, she had quite the night with a professional athlete — who was also a fan.
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“Did I text them, like, late at night, and they came over, went down on me, and then I said, ‘I’m so tired, I’m so sorry,’ and they left? Yes,” the comedian said, leaving out a name but confirming that it was a baseball player. “You know who you are.”
Schumer said that this “happened a couple of times” when she was single.
“It’s all about, you know, you want to be a giving lover, and whatever, whatever. But at this moment, it was like, you know, some people, like, will blow a guy, and that’s the end of the night,” she continued. “So I kind of, you know, did it my way — to quote Frank Sinatra.”
Multiple Celebrity Hall Passes
She may be married to Chris Fischer, but Schumer has a list of three people on her hall pass. She named Christian Bale and Beyoncé before adding rapper Method Man into the mix.
Discussing Her Porn Preferences
Schumer joked that she went through “a phase” with casting couch porn, but didn’t share what she’s currently into.
“I feel like I can’t say it because a lot of porn is from real life situations that go awry,” she explained. “Then, I’m getting a massage or I’m in a car or I’m whatever and I don’t want the driver or … I don’t want them … you have to live your real life.”
After years of joking about being single and her dating life, Amy Schumer found love with husband Chris Fischer. Us Weekly broke the news in November 2017 that Schumer was dating Fischer, a celebrity chef. They got engaged within a few months of seeing one another. “The way that my now-husband proposed was so worthless,” […]
Having No Experience
“I remember in college, I would kind of try to talk a big game and be, like, really confident,” Schumer explained, before sharing a specific hook up story.
“We’re kissing and we’re in the laundry room of my dorm,” she said. “It just all happened so quick. I was naked, and I was like, ‘I am in way over my head. I am not this experienced sexually. I have been completely bulls—ting this guy.’ Trying to, like, act like I know something. … He knew I was full of s— too.”
Her Relationship With Sex
The first time Schumer was in a relationship, she got “really embarrassed” by her arousal.
“I thought it was a bad thing, so I kept going to the bathroom and, like, wiping it up. I had no idea,” she said. “Then in college, I think I was so drunk all the time. I feel like my self-esteem was super low.”
Schumer explained that her alma mater, Towson University, was voted No.1 for hottest women in Playboy when she was there.
“I was just like an actual troll with, like, the physique of Brian Cox and I was like, ‘I just look like an MMA fighter,’” she recalled. “I would black out. I didn’t even think about trying to have an orgasm, probably, until I was — I probably didn’t have the confidence to try and have the guy make me come until I was like in my 30s.”
To this day, Schumer shared that she’s “never” had an orgasm from penetrative sex.
“It’s a scary thing to say out loud,” she continued. “It’s scary because nobody talks about it. You know, because we’re all, like, getting an Oscar. … I’ve had generous partners who understand, like, that I need to orgasm first.”
