Cornell University certainly distinguished itself after the Oct 7, 2023 Hamas terror attacks against Israel—but not in a good way. One professor said the carnage exhilarated him, meanwhile, Jewish students were afraid to leave the dorm room because of the toxic antisemitic atmosphere, and a deranged undergrad threatened to shoot up the school’s Kosher dining hall because he wanted to kill “pig Jews.”
This can all be yours for the low low cost of $83,000 a year.
This happened: They’re Baaack: Pro-Hamas Protesters Vandalize Cornell University on First Day of the School Year
Another One Bites the Dust: Cornell University President Martha Pollack Resigns in Surprise Email
Cornell Professor Who Was ‘Exhilarated’ by Hamas’s Attacks Is Now So Very Sorry (but Is He Really?)
But wait—there’s more! You can also get educated with a new course they’re offering next semester called “Queer Marxism.” You (or your young adult) can learn all about the burning question, “Are queer theory and Marxism truly irreconcilable?”
Call me old-fashioned, but that to me just doesn’t sound like “preparing students for life as successful adults.”
I’m not stupid—I even managed to get a college degree—but this reads like utter gobbledygook to me:
The course description stated that the course will compare two visions of society that many have thought could not be joined.
“While queer studies emerged in part as a rejection of Marxism’s totalizing approach and Marxists have criticized the queer emphasis on individuals, this seminar explores the potential of bringing the two fields together,” it says.
The course will not explore this possible union of the two theories by one taking over the other. Students will study a dual influence, examining the effect of one theory on the other, and vice versa.
“We will consider how queer critiques of reproductive futurism, racial capitalism, and homonationalism can transform the legacy of Marxist theory and practice,” the description says. “At the same time, we will examine Marxist notions of totality, reification, and value to re-envision the scope of queer politics.”
I remember when I was a kid, “queer” was a slur. Now it’s a compliment or something? Hard to keep up with those on the far left:
The Marxist field of “queer theory” is far more pervasive today than people realize.
Not only did it give rise to Drag Queen Story Hour in 2015, it enjoys astounding popularity on our colleges and universities (particularly in anthropology and sociology).
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— Reed Cooley (@ReedCooley) May 8, 2024
But don’t be fooled: Everything about this modern-day witchcraft is about destroying the family. Without the traditional, nuclear family, there is no liberty.
How about we just throw both toxic ideologies into the ashbin of history?
There are plenty of other courses your aspiring professional could take as well:
The university’s Feminist, Gender & Sexuality Studies Program is offering Queer Marxism. The program’s mission is to “to address some of the most important issues the world faces today,” particularly “by offering students the opportunity to study a wide range of fields from the perspectives of feminist and LGBTQIA critical analysis, in global and local contexts and with the purpose of promoting social justice.”
This is what people talk about when they refer to out-of-touch ivory towers. How any of this is supposed to help you get a job when you graduate is beyond me. On second thought, I see it now: it prepares you to become a far-left professor or perhaps an MSNBC anchor (if that outlet is even still around by the time your kid graduates).
I know one thing: I will not lay out a single dime for my kids to attend this drivel.
