Her Imperial Majesty Hillary I, Dowager-Empress of Chappaqua, should learn when to holster her gargantuan sense of entitlement, along with her equally massive ego, and just keep her mouth shut. But then, remaining silent, no matter how prudent that might be at the time, has never been Her Imperial Highness’ strong suit.
Come to think of it, does Hillary Clinton have a strong suit? If she does, there’s damn little evidence of it, and in another demonstration in “opening her mouth and removing all doubt,” Her Royal Majesty made the mistake of taking on Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth on X, who promptly defenestrated her.
— Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) March 2, 2025
The image our intrepid SecDef used comes, of course, from Her Imperial Majesty’s turn as Secretary of State, to which she was nominated by President Obama, operating on the principle of “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” The little yellow box with the big red button was the famous U.S. – Russia “Reset” button, marked in Russian “peregruzka,” which means not “reset” but “overcharged.” Ironically, that was what Her Imperial Majesty did to the U.S. taxpayers every time she collected her salary.
Oh, remember when Her Imperial Majesty took on Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy? That didn’t go well for her, either.
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Some of the replies on X were priceless as well.
— Natalie F Danelishen (@Chesschick01) March 2, 2025
I have to say, like calls to like; royalty has the habit of inbreeding, and Her Imperial Majesty sure seems friendly with Tsar Vladimir I here.
Hi Hillary, this you? pic.twitter.com/N4aJPmUiOu
— Joel Fischer 🇺🇸 (@realJoelFischer) March 2, 2025
Oh, and hey, look, they found some common ground–tigers.
Finally, someone offers Hillary some good advice:
Hillary, sweet heart, I know is Sunday but hand the phone back to your team, you are embarrassing yourself and taking the chance to newly incriminate yourself 🫡💀😆
— CryptoFication 🇺🇸💰💎🐕🚀🇺🇸 (@Crypt0fication) March 2, 2025
Here’s where the X poster goes wrong: It’s a near-certainty that Her Imperial Majesty is incapable of embarrassment. If she were, her own husband’s antics alone would have her walking around wearing a flush that ran from her navel to her scalp. Add to that her habit of lobbing softballs at members of the Trump administration, every member of which is just plain better at this than she is. It quickly becomes apparent that she’s not only not embarrassed – she’s oblivious.
Hillary Clinton hasn’t had any relevance in the political world since she became the first of two women to lose a presidential election to Donald Trump. She clearly never recovered from that; it still obviously chaps her hide today. Even as she fades into that dustbin of history, she feels the need to reach out from under a layer of wastepaper, chewing gum wrappers, and lemon peels to take cheap shots at members of the Trump administration, and as sure as I’m sitting here, every single time, she ends up singed – and we end up with another Clinton spectacle to point and laugh at.
Just a side note: I am not feeling suicidal. You know, for the record.
