Another month has come and gone and Twitter helped us get through it again. So, as usual, here are some of the funniest tweets from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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“i’m just a boy” why my homegirl ain’t smile in months then
— Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) March 16, 2024
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Bring back MCM and WCW!! We used to be real lovers
— Sa. (@savonniee) March 17, 2024
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white people need to bring “booyah” back
— Rebecca (@femceldorito) March 17, 2024
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I had a dream i was at the club & this girl said “hey girl you don’t look nothing like your pictures on social media” i said what ??? and ran to the bathroom, i looked in the mirror why tf i was Steve Harvey 😭😫 i never ran out the club so fast crying wow.
— 𝕽ude Gyal Re 🩷 (@JealousOfRere) March 18, 2024
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i don’t think the desk is that tiny. no shade…..
— Iris Lewinsky (@1R_1S) March 24, 2024
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HBO / Twitter: @juanvenchy
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Dudes that are 5’8” love saying “I’ll be there shortly” like yea man we know
— DeWitt B. Fartin (@DeWittBFartin) March 11, 2024
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nothing more embarrassing than killing the chat on a gc.. and sometimes its so bad no one says anything for like 6 hours and ur message is just.. sitting there… i get shivers.
— janito (@yassnito) March 14, 2024
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(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it
— Chris (@citehchris) March 28, 2024
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Once u catch me cheating we doneU to nosey for me
— kat (@kitkatstx) March 27, 2024
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the first half of the alphabet is simple baby stuff but when u get past lmnop it’s like ok… we’re getting into dangerous teritory now
— PJ (@kickthepj) March 19, 2024
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Can’t even use “get a job” as an insult anymore cause it’s actually hard asf to get one
— 4quest.❤️🔱🖤 (@thinkpiecetribe) March 21, 2024
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Nickelodeon / Twitter: @Reecee_yt
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HE SAID YES (i asked if he was mad at me)
— redacted (@aquariusdays) March 21, 2024
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Everything runs out at once. You are knocked breathlessly to the ground by having to replace laundry detergent. You are out of spinach. No:..no you’re out of hand soap…. Oh my god. I’m so sorry. You are out of olive oil. When your house of cards stood tall did you feel strong
— KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) (@horse_feedbag) March 7, 2024
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HBO / Twitter: @staygvlden
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Just saw someone wearing a shirt that says “London, Paris, and New York.” I love that. Those are some of the biggest cities out there
— donald boat (@laserboat999) March 7, 2024
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NBC / Twitter: @fofequis
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lips? chapped. skin? dry. sleep schedule? fucked. cuddling? not happening. going a little insane? definitely.
— Noor✰ (@itsdaaboi2) March 21, 2024
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My favorite Grindr bios are the ones where you can clearly tell the person is so angry that they are even on the app
— diet drake (@kadeemsonline) March 22, 2024
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Searchlight Pictures / Twitter: @mikesmicYT
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HBO / Twitter: @sumerclub
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“You masc” Yeah girl
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Got banned for life from my church for asking the priest if his pronouns are he/hymn
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) March 27, 2024
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Imagine something funny. Now imagine if it wasn’t. Not so funny now is it?
— e 🇵🇸 (@tms_75) March 11, 2024
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Dudes will be like “You didn’t deserve to be hurt like that…. you deserve to be hurt like THIS”
— Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) March 11, 2024
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Spirit flight attendant just said “and to those of you who said you’d never fly with us ever again, welcome back” ☠️🤡
— katie jo(hantgen) (@katiejoyofosho) March 10, 2024
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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for detective” 😭😭
— OFFICIALGRACIE (@OfficialGracie) March 10, 2024
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Paramount Pictures / Twitter: @thecroakerqueen
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US Department of Transportation’s National Highway Traffic Safety Administration / ://Twitter: @genderatio
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when coworkers start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I’m talking to cops
— first ethical space cowboy (@cowboybecsbop) March 5, 2024
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(on a first date watching her bowl her ball right into the gutter) hey something just came up i have to leave it was nice meeting you
— Chris (@citehchris) March 5, 2024
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I think parents did a shitty job of conveying how much they were going through as adults. Because if I knew you was getting disrespected & harassed all day then maybe I’d be more eager to defrost the meats.
— 🇬🇩 (@OhCoco) March 5, 2024
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once i see you can’t spell, I lose entrance…
— mk (@onemeaux) March 5, 2024
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Hate the concept of “catching up” like… you just had to be there idgaf
— timmygami eyes (@deliclit) March 13, 2024
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Twitter.com / Twitter: @88hdee
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ABC / Twitter: @bblackgoldd
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never let ur job prevent you from acting unemployed
— abrish (@cxrnerrstone) March 13, 2024
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SKIMS / Twitter: @nydiarubyr
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Lifetime / Twitter: @Chuu4Lenin
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Nickelodeon / Twitter: @KaylarWill
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Hulu / Twitter: @soenbyvibes
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they kill you in ny if you’re not poly
— saint leeb (@leebyyy) March 10, 2024
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Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Courtesy Everett Collection / Twitter: @soncadventure2
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How about you develop some male pattern kindness
— Meth In June (@Meth_In_June) March 5, 2024
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Cinepolis / Twitter: @whyrev
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gr*bh*b officially got me y’all after 345 orders refunded i’m banned :/
— iris ❤︎ ‧₊˚ (@irisdelany) March 4, 2024
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ppl hate zelle because they’d have to face the facts lmao
— 🐅 (@sweetsinting) March 3, 2024
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I’m trying to be on my phone less to focus on being on my computer more I hope you understand
— tara (@proletarat) March 8, 2024
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goin thru my archived posts on ig is so humbling cuz no wayyyy y’all seen me post those photos proudly
— ɳყαɦ! (@JINKIESBTCH) March 25, 2024
