Usually when we laugh at our pets, it’s because of all the chaos they bring to our lives. But these 20 tweets suggest it’s their humans who may actually be the chaos:
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Twitter: @PunchingCat / Via Twitter: @PunchingCat
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I used glue traps one time before I knew how cruel they are. Came home to find a mouse still alive stuck in the glue and my cat’s paw stuck in the same trap. Cat was running around on three legs hissing at the mouse and trying to shake off the trap. We were all traumatized.
— Fesshole (@fesshole) August 30, 2024
Twitter: @fesshole / Via Twitter: @fesshole
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Twitter: @imonlyjada / Via Twitter: @imonlyjada
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I want to publicly apologize to my dog for yelling at him at 2AM for barking and waking the neighbors. It looks like they were being burglarized and that is why he was on the fence line panicking. His barking alerted them and they called the police, nothing was taken. pic.twitter.com/5nl53QmjWB
— Marcia Cripps (@marciac95_) April 29, 2024
Twitter: @marciac95_ / Via Twitter: @marciac95_
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It’s 5 am at the La Quinta Inn in Denver, where my dog barked like a psycho all night after our flight home was canceled. He’s having hotel eggs for breakfast because his food is in a checked bag along with all my clothes 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 pic.twitter.com/TolGeuRxOL
— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) July 18, 2024
Twitter: @LEBassett / Via Twitter: @LEBassett
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Twitter: @Yoda4ever / Via Twitter: @Yoda4ever
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The Clearwater Threshers anointed a new bat dog, Lily, tonight. It didn’t exactly go as planned… It’s Single-A for the Bat Dogs, too! pic.twitter.com/4gJb3Hk1K4
— Larry Larson (@MLBLarry) August 23, 2024
Twitter: @MLBLarry / Via Twitter: @MLBLarry
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Twitter: @D1LUT3D_HELMET / Via Twitter: @D1LUT3D_HELMET
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you’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
— 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸’𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 🍁 (@BrickMahoney) August 29, 2024
Twitter: @BrickMahoney / Via Twitter: @BrickMahoney
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Twitter: @wlvrines / Via Twitter: @wlvrines
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My cat is engaged in some kind of Poltergeist trance in my basement: He’s been sitting in the utility sink for HOURS, staring up at the wall/ceiling…even though there is nothing there. As far as I know my house was not built on an ancient burial ground…should I be worried? 👻 pic.twitter.com/CeyrqKdxLM
— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) August 28, 2024
Twitter: @AshaRangappa_ / Via Twitter: @AshaRangappa_
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Twitter: @CatWorkers / Via Twitter: @CatWorkers
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Yeah. My cat once scratched me because I sneezed loudly and he wasn’t happy about it.
— Gordon Shumway (@mrgshum) August 26, 2024
Twitter: @mrgshum / Via Twitter: @mrgshum
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my cat lets me pretend to squish her sometimes* and i make a little cartoon splat noise with my mouth*not with any pressure, i learned to pet my dogs without bending after a back surgery a few yrs ago. pic.twitter.com/kPpEQeI3kz
— coop 💥 (@elusivebounder) August 26, 2024
Twitter: @elusivebounder / Via x.com
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Twitter: @PunchingCat / Via Twitter: @PunchingCat
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I am working on legislation preventing cats from voting. I see no reason why this won’t pass easily, but I am prepared to shut down the government if it doesn’t. What kind of country lets cats vote?
— Rep. Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) August 30, 2024
Twitter: @RepJackKimble / Via Twitter: @RepJackKimble
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Twitter: @Catsillyness / Via Twitter: @Catsillyness
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Twitter: @RabbitLoversUSA / Via Twitter: @RabbitLoversUSA
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Twitter: @ShouldHaveRabit / Via Twitter: @ShouldHaveRabit
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